Human race voids Earth warranty
The one million year extended warranty that covers Planet Earth in the event of loss or breakages will not be honoured it was revealed today. Man has apparently broken the terms of the agreement on...
View ArticleBored Attenborough says most wildlife were ‘just showing off’
Veteran natural history broadcaster Sir David Attenborough announced his retirement from wildlife TV to fellow regulars at The Bears Head public house today, claiming that ‘most wildlife is boring’,...
View ArticleTesco replace plastic bags with ‘Kangaroos-for-life’
As retailer Co-op raise the bar in the race to entice customers over the supermarket threshold by replacing plastic bags with compostable bags, Tesco has gone one huge leap further by offering every...
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